Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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