i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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