Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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