hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Only a mothe r could love this liver
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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