im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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go home
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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