did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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