He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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