Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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