i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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