come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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