i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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