you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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