hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
