Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Randomize
