If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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