The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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