: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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