the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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