There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
