I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
