Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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