yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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