You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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