I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
