margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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