Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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