You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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