I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
did you just send me my own nude
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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