just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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