No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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