So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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