And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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