I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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