i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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