i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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