I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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