should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you win again, gameday.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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