i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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