he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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