we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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