Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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