we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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