I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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