hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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