I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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