hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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