so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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