How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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