I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have demons in me.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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