It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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