He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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