Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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