Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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