The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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