Don't you send me to vm
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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