strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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