i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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