her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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