There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i think i just lost a toe
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